The Tale Of A Dashed TV Pilot Dream And What It Can Teach You About Life

After writing 14 pilots, hundreds of sketches, and 10,000 hours of blog posts, I was miraculously afforded the opportunity to turn my half-hour comedy script into a 22-minute pilot. 

‘Jurassic Park’ Is Overrated: Don’t @ Me

For years I’ve stood idly by as friends, co-workers, and strangers I’m eavesdropping on at the Natural History Museum prattle on and on about how Jurassic Park is one of the greatest films of all time. But you know what? That’s simply not true.

Decider Vs. Rotten Tomatoes: Does ‘Cocktail’ Really Suck?

Rotten Tomatoes’ Tomatometer has given the 1988 film Cocktail an abysmal 5% rating. FIVE PERCENT!? If Cocktail was a student who took a test on state capitals, it would’ve only answered Georgia, Pennsylvania, and half of Missouri correctly!

Conspiracy Theory: Coach Gordon Bombay Probably Poisoned A Rival Youth Hockey Team In ‘The Mighty Ducks’

Everything I’ve ever believed in has been a boldface lie.

A Bunch of Adults Let Two Teens Fight To The Death In ‘Karate Kid 2’

My first pop-culture memory is being petrified of the music video for A-ha’s “Take On Me.” Norwegian synthpop and comic books coming to life? No. Hard pass. Thanks for the years of night terrors, NORWAY. But my first positive pop-culture memory is watching The Karate Kid.

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Why Mark Duplass Decided To Sing REO Speedwagon On ‘The Comedy Jam’

Mark Duplass can belt out a version of REO Speedwagon’s seminal ’80s anthem “Can’t Fight This Feeling” that’s downright Spotify worthy, which isn’t that surprising considering the actor’s rock and roll roots. 

So THAT Happened: A Dog Straight-Up Ate Dan Scott’s Transplant Heart On ‘One Tree Hill’

How I Forgave Rob Lowe For Ruining My Life And Embraced The Brilliance Of ‘The Grinder’

Here Is What Happens When You Listen To Spin Doctors’ ‘Two Princes’ 100-Straight Times

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